May 19, 2011

Zombie Alert issued by CDC

It sounds as a joke but I swear it is true the United States Government has issued a zombie alert preparadness bulletin, providing tips on how to get prepared should our living deads decide to pay a visit in the future. The full article is available here:
The article was published by the CDC (Center for Disease Control and Protection), the same CDC that handled so brilliantly the last swine flu pandemia that killed less people than a normal flu and filled the pockets of pharmaceutical corporations.
Not sure when they are serious and when joking but it is a pretty funny article provided that people does not take it seriously and start shooting slow-moving folks.
Well done CDC you desperately needed some ratings boosts after your recent blunders, I would suggest an alien invasion next week.
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